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On Mondays, I’m heterosexual

On Tuesdays, I’m homosexual

On Wednesdays, I’m bisexual

On Thursdays, I’m asexual

On Fridays, I’m transsexual

And on weekends

I have it off

Because I am the extant human race

And I cater for all

Homo Sapiens’s tastes


Michael Ashby (Sidmouth)


This poem was written many years ago and is published in my Legacy poems book, kindle and the audiobook.


(Funeral poems for a lgbtq+ friend, an lgbtq+ funeral & lgbtq+ lovers.)


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